The "Squirrel" is where you swing your junk forward, and then catching it between your legs on the backswing. thus giving the effect of a squirrel from behind
I tried the Squirrel and ended up rupturing my scrotum
by rimmy87 October 2, 2007
wear you rap you penis around ur balls, into the shape of a squirrel...invited by chance mcgrath
yo chance stop doing the squirrel, i'm trying to masterbate to the pictures of your mom
by Lil Schmidt ft Big G June 17, 2006
When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!
Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!
by Leonbaby June 19, 2019
Becoming distracted from your original conversation by something more interesting or attractive.
Mary tended to squirrel from our conversation when a hot man walked by the table.
by Witchlite October 2, 2014
To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010
To be easily distracted by something - to be squirrelled.
I was talking to my friend when I was squirrelled by a conversation on the table behind us.
by MonStar78 June 26, 2016
1. referring to a sudden distraction (an A.D.D. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.
(definition is in reference to the movie Up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)
Example 1: "Stop squirreling on me bro."
Example 2: "Quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, I'm trying to give you directions."
NOTE: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.
by mfucci September 7, 2012