The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD!

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003


My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy

Jesus > Mother

Beer > Water

by SurpriseButtSecks69 May 16, 2010


Helping ugly people have sex since 9000 BC.

Can Oog get you beer?

by robertv September 19, 2009


The piss of angels.

Beer is that stuff that I drink when I feel like not realizing what Im doing.

by Arcangelo January 30, 2009


the answer to all my problems, and the cause of most

finish your beer, there are sober people in china!

by anastasia beavehausen August 26, 2003


Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!

Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers!

by JewLove December 29, 2005


The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.

"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."

by Give Me Beer Right Fucking Now July 11, 2008