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grey sweatpants

The pants that you should wear when you hang with your girl;)

Girlfriend:"You should comeover today, oh and wear your grey sweatpants"

by FBGMx2 March 13, 2016

scramp

The act, thought, or feeling of a word that is terribly versatile in function.

O: "Where were you?"
E: "I was just scramping around."

"You tryna scramp?"

"That shit is scrampy."

E: "You wanna get high?"
O: "Scramp."

by chamventure November 6, 2010

milquetoast

A word originating from a comic strip character in the 1920's named Casper Milquetoast. The word has come to define someone unassertive and timid.
The first time I ever heard this word was in an episode of The Gilmore Girls.

". . . You can't be a milquetoast muppet. You have to have pointy teeth and jaws that snap. The meek shall not inherit the earth!"

by mrs. smith June 16, 2004

Squirrel Whisperer

A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.

There was a squirrel in my backyard who was eating all my tomatoes. I decided to call a squirrel whisperer to tame the squirrel.

by Indy Jones September 25, 2011

Sasshole

Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.

Person #1: "Did you hear what Matthew said yesterday?"
Person #2: "No, but I hear his Z-formation was impeccable!"
Person #1: "He is such a sasshole!"

by TheOrangeTicTac January 23, 2014

noreaster

A really bad snow storm, characteristic of the Northeast.

Boy 1: Hey, South Carolina got 18 inches of snow

Boy 2: Well that's nothing compared to a Noreaster.

by bumbedmunch December 28, 2005

Crypto Power Bottom

Someone who is "bullish", bought high and always sells low and repeats the babble that some cryptobros and scam artists talk about - someone who gets fucked in the ass without any of the benefit of sex, because, you know, you are just participating in a digial ponzi scheme

Hey Klaus, you are a crypto power bottom!

by NiqqaKing March 10, 2023