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The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.
Heading to the bar tonight to hook up, but I'm broke so I just did a little cobbing before going.
by gekkman May 15, 2023
Usually used in a negative connotation, a "Texaboo" is an individual who is overly obsessed with, and loves everything to do with, Texas and goes out of their way to pass themselves of as Texans but is not a Texan in any way, shape, or form. A Texaboo could be considered the Texas equivalent of a Weaboo, but should not be confused with an "Honorary Texan", which is somebody who is not a native Texan, but has specific strong ties to Texas such as family roots lying in either the State of Texas or Republic of Texas.
Look at Ahmed... he thinks he's a Texan because he moved to America from (insert country name here)-stan a year ago, but he's really just a Texaboo.
by TheOneMouse May 10, 2020
(Pronounced: tragedy)
When parents overcomplicate the spellings of names in order for their child’s name to sound ✨u n I q U E✨. That’s a tragedeigh. These aren’t to be mistaken for names from other languages, though. Some examples include Londynn (London), Crimzynn (Crimson), Ashleigh (Ashley), and Myrrandah (Miranda). Other times, the names are completely unrecognizable, like Klansmyn, Sausage, and Glhynnyl.
Student 1: My name is Wednesdeigh.
Student 2, under their breath: That’s a real tragedeigh right there.
by cntoesussie June 23, 2023
(Danish expression)
Flyfucking is when a person cares about small silly details that don't really matter in general.
'You've spent all day flyfucking, can you do something meaningfull now?'
or
'I'm in the flyfucking phase of tuning this machinery, polishing up every little crappy detail'
by Fanis8 April 13, 2007
"A behavioral disorder characterized by a mediocre physique and complete lack of progress, despite significant amounts of time spent in the gym."
Bro: Hey brah! You almost done with the squat rack? I need to do some curlz!
Me: You have fuckarounditis and you need help.
by dataguy October 14, 2011